Man Loses His Mojo - Finds IT For Sale on Ebay!

[Montreal] A Canadian man who had recently "lost his Mojo" discovered it for sale on Ebay last Friday. Thirty-four year old creative consultant Barret Cooke was shocked and awed to find that his missing "Mojo" was being listed for auction on Ebay without his consent, and with a high reserve price.

"It was a total fluke that I stumbled across my Mojo's auction at all!", offered a still-stunned Barret. "I've felt so blah lately. I rarely get out of bed, let alone turn on my computer and look for stuff on Ebay." Barret was beginning to worry that his future was in jeopardy if he couldn't get out of his inertial funk. "Everything in my life started to fall apart after I lost my Mojo." Friends close to him had begun to worry. "I seriously thought I was done for", confided Barret. "I'm nothing without my Mojo."

Experts in Mojology affirmed Barret's worst fears, but insisted that a person's Mojo (or Moja, for women) is in constant flux, rising and falling in response to environmental stimuli. A total loss of Mojo is never permanent, and quite rare, they added. Barret admitted that he had experienced minor and intermittent losses of Mojo over the years, but that this was the first time that he had suffered a complete loss. "Sure, I've had times where I felt what I call "Lojo" but this was different", he stammered...

"This was Nojo...and it felt fatal."

When asked how much he would be willing to pay to buy his Mojo back, Barret replied "As much as it takes", then quickly added: "You are going to hold off printing this interview until the auction is over, right?"

The Ebay auction for Barret's Mojo currently has two days, 12 hours left until bidding closes. Click here to bid.

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