Nanotechnologists at the Verge Limbo Institute [VLI] have succeeded in creating a pill-sized microcomputer that rivals the power of current laptops. With integrated WiFi and Bluetooth technology, the 8cc capsule will enable the consumer to access the world wide web and enjoy the most common online activities: to access email, browse the internet, and download porn. Visual and keyboard actions can be accessed via any bluetooth-enabled phone, or by using the iSeeWebpages eyeware. [pictured here]
After many years of research and a "gut-wrenching" trial period, The Internet in Pillform [TIP] will soon be available to the public for download.
6 comments:
WTF?
I think people may find the claims made in this article "hard to swallow"
I certaily had my stomach full of this article. Bellicose hyfynet-siteitus was the prognosis. It nearly drove me to the limit thinking that I had goten a Trogen stuck in my craw.
Apple too~!
for real?? hahahaha
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