[Liaoning, China] Under strict orders from Chinese and World Health officials, the slaughter of 6 million innocent chickens began yesterday. In an unprecedented nationwide mobilisation, soldiers from The PRC- wearing calmouflage (see photo) began the brutal task of strangling the unsuspecting chickens in an attempt to quash any potential for a Bird Flu Pandemic.
The country-wide massacre was orchestrated by military and epidemiological planners under the leadership of formerly retired General Tsao. "I was asked to take out the offensive birds in the quickest, most humane and safest way for my men, and my country", explained General Tsao. "The chickens are my responsibility", Tsao added. "I had no choice. I had to take them out", he continued. "They were the greatest threat facing the country, and perhaps the world."
In fulfilling his orders, the General assured himself a position in the Guinness Book of World Records under the category heading:
"The Largest Take-Out Order for General Tsao Chickens"
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3 comments:
hilarious!
I laughed and then I ate some more Chinese takeout.
Colonel Sanders will be appointed Commander-in-Chief of the North American Theatre, right? He'll have them taken out in the drive-by's near neighbor, the drive-thru.
I laughed so hard I clucked!
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